N U C L E A R – B O M B

The threat of a nuclear detonation is the Middle East is very real.

I am truly concerned about this for many reasons.  If you are a LIBERAL / DEMOCRAT you MUST PAY attention and join my fight to beg and plead and barter and negotiate with IRAN not to blow up the middle east.

Please contact your elected officials and encourage them to encourage Iran to please, pretty please, pretty pretty please, not launch a nuclear weapon. 

Here are my reasons that even a liberal can understand:

1. If Iran launches a nuclear weapon into Israel it will have a negative environmental impact.  The destruction to the environment will be significant.  Green Peace needs to step it up on this one!
2. A nuclear blast will expedite global warming or a least regional warming and wind current / jet streams.  The temperatures will increase and the polar ice caps will begin to melt – again.
3. During and after a nuclear blast countless innocent animals will die.  There is no need to harm wildlife because people can’t get along.  PETA needs to act as this will definitely have an impact on wildlife.
4. A nuclear blast will needlessly kill many endangered species.  I am not sure if there are any endangered species or wildlife, but they will be impacted, even if they don’t exist.
5. If the CAP and TRADE bill has passed by detonation day we will need Iran to pay a penalty for increasing their carbon footprint.  If so, who will they be required to pay?  The US or the UN?  This must be worked out as a carbon footprint is expensive.
6. A nuclear blast will needlessly kill many pregnant women in the region who are waiting for abortions to needlessly kill their child in the womb.  Please note:  this is their right and you taxes should pay for this.  Planned Parenthood needs time to make a plan to prevent this massacre of the unborn.
7. A nuclear launch will hamper Iran’s ability to get the Olympics.  We need the Olympics to be in Iran.  I don’t know why – but we do.
8. An effective nuclear blast will anger the Palestinians as they will not be the ones to WIPE ISRAEL OFF THE PLANET.  We don’t want to make them angry, they may move here.  We just all need to get along and hold each other.

These are my reasons why Iran should please – pretty please – not develop and not deploy and not detonate a nuclear bomb in the Middle East.  What are yours?