Ed Wade and Drayton Mclane are morons!

I typically do not write about sport related topics on this blog.  As you know, I view my blog as a sacred space to vent my frustrations regarding the ever expanding and never listening federal regime, I mean government.  (typo - regime implies socialism).

However, today is a special day.  You see that Astros, in what must be a drunken stupor, have traded Lance Berkman.  A supposed franchise player.

I guess, however, they have been in a drunken stupor for sometime.

If you know Ed Wade, please tell him he needs to hire me as a consultant.  I can UNmoron him.

As Shakespeare might say… “What a moroneth is he.”

Let me remind you of a few simple facts…

• In 2005 the Astros made a world series appearance.  Remember?
• Since that lost series, the team has been systematically dismantled at the hands of a few coaches that would not get a high school coaching job for a good high school program.  (It is my story and I sticking with it!)
• Today they trade Berkman.   And I say… ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  Where is the loyalty?  Where is the concept of a franchise player?
• Not only did they trade him… they paid 4 million to get rid of him.

Drayton McClain… you remind me more and more of Bud Adams.  Yes, I said it.  You remind me of Bud Adams.  Michael Berry… you need to call him out on this… I am counting on you!  Lets don’t forget the Bud.  You seem to be doing the same things… stupid decision after stupid decision.

I hope Tennessee needs a baseball team as for me, I say farewell!

Drayton, not one more penny from me for the Houston Astros. NOT ONE!

Final thought… Ed Wade… you are a moron and somehow, I know this is George Bush’s fault.

(These are my rants for the day.)