I am so confused. I have decided to write down an actual conversation I had with a very close friend of mine…
For my liberal friends that read this blog, my verbiage will follow the word “me” and my friend’s verbiage will follow the word “friend.”
Here goes it…
Me - “I think I might like Sarah Palin to be our next President”
Friend – “Really? Are you kidding? She is so S T U P I D.”
Me – “Have you read her book?”
Friend – “No.”
Me – “Have you seen her ‘made for television’ documentary about Alaska?”
Friend – “No.”
Me – “Have you read anything about her energy policy when she was governor of Alaska?”
Friend – “No.”
Me – “You do know she was the governor of Alaska, mayor of a city, and an elected council woman – right?”
Friend – “Yes, but those were hack jobs. And, she quit being governor in the middle of her term.”
Me – “Do you know why she quit?”
Friend – “Does it matter?”
Me – “No, guess not, what is a hack job?”
Friend – “You know, they don’t really mean anything, sort of like teaching.”
Me – “You do know she owned her own business – right?”
Friend – “Yeah, but it wasn’t that big.”
Me – “Have you read about anything about what she does or has done?”
Friend – “No – don’t need to, she is stupid.”
Me – “Wow.”
Friend – “Just wait, the New York Times has copies of all her emails and I know they are going to find stuff out in those emails that will prove she is stupid. Just wait Ron Morrison… just wait!”
Me – “Has the New York Times done this type of email scrunity to anyone else?”
Friend – “Not that I know of, but she deserves it.”
Me – “Why?”
Friend and Me in unison – “BECAUSE SHE IS STUPID.”
Me – “So let me see if I have this right, you have not read her book, you know nothing about her political accomplishments, you know nothing about her business life, you know nothing about her personal life, you are satisified that the New York Times has asked its readers to look through her emails to find out ‘junk” on her and through all of that you have reached the conclusion she is stupid.”
Friend – “Yes.”
Me – “Yep, well I guess you have proved it, she is stupid, hard to argue with logic based in lack of understanding and forming conclusions that cant be readily justified.”
Friend – “See, I told you she was stupid. You should listen to me more often.”
Me – “What do you think about Anthony Weiner?”
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