If you have not been keeping up with developments regarding the ALLEGED recent bombing attempt that ALLEGEDLY occurred on Northwest Flight #253 then you are missing quite the circus. (More on that in the next post.)
In my most humble opinion I offer you my thoughts on how to insure something like this never happens again – and for that matter – reduces the risks of bombs on planes virtually altogether: FLY NAKED!
In all reality our choices are becoming less and less. As I see it, the government seems to react to each incident and punish the innocent. The shoe bomber is the reason you take off your shoes and put your toothpaste in a bag and 9-11 man made disaster specialists are the reason you can’t bring on fingernail clippers.
Here are our choices from this point forward:
- Do not fly at all. Shut down all commercial airline traffic forever.
- Fly in tight, form-fitting, spandex with no luggage or carry-on bags whatsoever.
- Fly naked with no luggage or carry-on bags whatsoever.
- Profile. Profile. PROFILE.
What? Did you say profile? Ron – are you an extremist?
No – I am a realist!
Oh wait, I forgot one. Government take over of the airline industry. Once Obama reaches out to the extremists all of this will stop.
For now… Fly Naked!
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