I have been watching CNN and MSNBC the past few days. During that time I have learned that I might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR -a racist if I do not like the direction our President and elected officials are taking this nation.
So… continuing on my earlier play of Jeff Foxworthy’s playbook… this is what I have learned…
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR -a racist IF…
- You disagree with anything that Mr. Obama has said.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- If you believe that our borders need to be secure and those who are here illegally should not get ONE DIME from the US Government.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You believe the 2nd amendment allows you to keep and bear arms.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You go to a town hall meeting and actually speak opposition to the proposed government take over of health care.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You go to a town hall meeting and actually speak opposition to CRAP and TAX--- sorry – Cap and Trade.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You are opposed to paying higher taxes so that people who do not work can be stay at home employees of the government.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You own, have ever owned, or intend to own a vehicle that gets less that 30 MPG.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You think GM, AIG, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, and others should have failed and went bankrupt because of their lack business ethics.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR -a racist IF…
- You opposed the bailouts.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR -a racist IF…
- You oppose how our Secretary of State is making a total ass of herself and this country abroad.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR -a racist IF…
- You are opposed the cap and trade legislation that will cause our utility bills to skyrocket.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR -a racist IF…
- You support a non-white candidate who is conservative.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You think Congressman like Gene Green and Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee need to leave office because they are serving Nancy Pelosi and not their constituents.
You might be anti-American – OR - an angry white male – OR - part of an organized political mob – OR – a George Bush lover – OR – unpatriotic – OR – an uneducated Christian – OR – a religious zealot – OR - a racist IF…
- You want the government to smaller, tax less, and leave you alone.
Now before those of you on the left who know me write me and tell me how mean I am and that I have just misunderstood Keith O, Rachel M, and others…. just know that I have clip from CNN or MSNBC to back up each one of these comments from their highly intellectual journalists.
Until we meet again… may God bless you and may God bless the United States of America.
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Go ahead and call me an "angry white male" (very undeniably true), "unpatriotic" (there's not much to be patriotic about), and possibly "a racist" (I'm tire of black people getting preferential treatment). It's all true, so I don't mind the labels.
ReplyDeleteI believe the 2nd amendment allows me to keep and bear arms, but we haven't had that right for a LONG time. I have a Conservative friend who told me, "Let them come and TRY to take my guns; I'll shoot them when they do." I told him, "They're 98% the way there, and you haven't fired a shot yet...by the way, they won't come take your guns, they'll finish taking your guns the same way they've been taking them (like boiling frogs), eventually you'll ask them to come take them from you because you can't afford the tax."
Securing the borders doesn't mean much to me. I don't want to give my money to illegal leeches of the government or LEGAL ones. I don't see the difference. I don't want to be forced to support ANY of them (legal or illegal). What makes you think I'd be willing to be forced to give money to some single mother of 5 kids, in a U.S. project; but I wouldn't want to be forced to give money to her illegal equivalent? I don't want to be forced to give money to ANY of them. Since when did ANYONE gain the right to be taken care of, at someone else's forced expense? Cut off the handouts TO EVERYONE, and I don't really care who comes into this shipwrecked country of ours. Shouldn't "freedom" include the freedom to come live in our country? I don't believe people should enter illegally; I just think immigration should be de-criminalized (as long as the handouts are cut-off).